A Complete Fail at Getting Marijuana - Key & Peele

This guy is really bad at procuring medical marijuana.
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  1. marchestral

    marchestralПре 2 минута

    TikTok sent me here.

  2. Dana Lombardi Jr

    Dana Lombardi JrПре 23 минута

    I just recently got my med card, and the place I went through, no shit had HIV/Aids as a option to check off, I lost it laughing because I just watched this prior to getting my card. One of the best skits

  3. geniusonyeo

    geniusonyeoПре 6 сати

    I just had flashback to John Mulaney's bit 😂

  4. Jampack Gaming

    Jampack GamingПре 7 сати

    I would’ve said I suffered from “night blindness”

  5. Garrett a

    Garrett aПре 10 сати

    Bro the fishing hook in my lip got me so bad

  6. Damion Betters

    Damion BettersПре 11 сати

    Is it bad that I came here from Tik Tok?

  7. Mohammed Arman

    Mohammed ArmanПре 16 сати

    Did anyone else come from tiktok?

  8. Fahad Harun

    Fahad HarunПре 16 сати

    Good to see Badger again.

  9. coolasianbro

    coolasianbroПре 17 сати

    1:38 now repeat it

  10. RINGO 25

    RINGO 25Пре 18 сати


  11. Jaiden Arias

    Jaiden AriasПре 18 сати

    Don’t let in smoke, let in God

  12. Jaiden Arias

    Jaiden AriasПре 18 сати

    Follow the Ten Commandments and read Ephesians 4:29

  13. Chad Daocsta

    Chad DaocstaПре 21 сат

    Its fucked cause I suffer from ptsd and have anixty nd dnt sleep well nd smoke weed or eat it helps my anixty but bone pain nope but muscle or anixty yes

  14. Aaron Michael

    Aaron MichaelПре 22 сата

    Rickets 😂😂😂

  15. Aman Bisht 12D 10

    Aman Bisht 12D 10Пре дан

    America is weird.

  16. Eduardo Garcia

    Eduardo GarciaПре дан

    It's badger!

  17. Sturgeon

    SturgeonПре дан

    Where's Skinny Pete?

  18. John Sellers

    John SellersПре дан

    Tiktok is the reason im here

  19. Jose Diaz

    Jose DiazПре дан

    Oh shit it’s Moses

  20. hakichiki

    hakichikiПре дан

    #FromHippocraticOathToHypocriticalOathBreaking: First, Do some harm...

  21. HokiePitcher22

    HokiePitcher22Пре дан

    "Scurvy....rickets.... CONSUMPTION..." 🤣🤣

  22. HokiePitcher22

    HokiePitcher22Пре дан

    Glad to see Badger is still up to the same old shit...

  23. Melissa S

    Melissa SПре дан

    The consumption got me. Haha 😂

  24. VyoamX

    VyoamXПре 2 дана

    Zeke Schrute!

  25. C’Nell - How I See It

    C’Nell - How I See ItПре 2 дана


  26. Zachary Clarke

    Zachary ClarkeПре 2 дана

    This guy always plays someone doing drugs

  27. GrimWrld 6600

    GrimWrld 6600Пре 2 дана


  28. Xeron phantom

    Xeron phantomПре 2 дана

    He clearly chose front hand

  29. John Martin

    John MartinПре 2 дана

    the fact that Badger is in the sketch makes it a million times better

  30. Madrza

    MadrzaПре дан

    Bruh and he has such credibility too with this type of stuff😂😂



    I was just like wtf. Lol his voice is so distinct

  32. nismo91zx

    nismo91zxПре 2 дана


  33. John Wick

    John WickПре 2 дана

    That's Jesse Pinkman's homie.

  34. Stanly Stan

    Stanly StanПре 3 дана

    So basically, I go in, they slap me on the face, and I get all the weed I want? No need to give myself testicle cancer by sticking my ballz in the microwave anymore? Anyone got the address of this clinic?

  35. onxiaftw

    onxiaftwПре 3 дана

    Some people

  36. Rozenn Keribin

    Rozenn KeribinПре 3 дана

    I wasn't a fan of the slap, it struck me as a bit "physical violence to release anger is funny" which when I think of it, isn't something you see a lot of in K&P sketches... But it was a successful attempt to get him his weed! That doctor is so sweet, really comes through for his patients.

  37. LaPulgaM

    LaPulgaMПре 3 дана

    Anyone out in Northern Virginia? The first dispensary just opened up, I'm trying to see a doctor if you know what I mean....

  38. Angelo Arnaldo

    Angelo ArnaldoПре 3 дана

    It's Zeke Schrute!

  39. Tushar Raj

    Tushar RajПре 3 дана

    Nothing that a good round of forehand-backhand can't cure.

  40. Harmon Literal

    Harmon LiteralПре 3 дана

    "u dont have schizophrenia" lmao

  41. Vlad the Impaler

    Vlad the ImpalerПре 3 дана

    Is that Badger from Breaking Bad?


    EVOLICIOUSПре 4 дана

    Prescription? What year is it? 2010? I get mine from the store down the street.

  43. Lincoln Crooks

    Lincoln CrooksПре 4 дана

    Now he has a dick up on the situation.

  44. Ghastly Ghandi

    Ghastly GhandiПре 5 дана

    That’s not a fail, he got the prescription so that was actually pretty successful in my opinion.

  45. BizzleMyPickle

    BizzleMyPickleПре 2 дана

    This man right here officer

  46. rpsyco

    rpsycoПре 5 дана

    Lied about getting AIDS to get medicinal marijuana CONSEQUENCES

  47. Light Shine

    Light ShineПре 5 дана

    sleep like a baby... with Aids... :D :D :D

  48. Ted Cabana

    Ted CabanaПре 5 дана

    I need Marijuana to help treat my drug addiction.

  49. jay jones

    jay jonesПре 5 дана

    "Sleep like a baby... With AIDS" I died laughing. but when your a stoner with no issues you just smoke

  50. ThatGamingGuy

    ThatGamingGuyПре 5 дана

    Badger 😂😂

  51. Bryan Chu

    Bryan ChuПре 5 дана

    yo it's the guy from breaking bad

  52. セータン

    セータンПре 6 дана

    I see mando have been going places after his seperation with the child

  53. Stupidhaole808

    Stupidhaole808Пре 6 дана

    Is that Mose from the office??

  54. G B

    G BПре 6 дана

    Oh man, the Doc wanted to give him that prescription so bad.... Dude didn't get it


    NESSERUCTION NizarПре 7 дана

    I died when he slapped em.

  56. D M

    D MПре 7 дана


  57. Official Khayél

    Official KhayélПре 7 дана

    Even the doctor is giving him clues! smfh lmao!

  58. Amanda Ceniceros

    Amanda CenicerosПре 7 дана

    Hey thats that guy from breaking bad

  59. Pin 8

    Pin 8Пре 7 дана

    Brain dead junkies.

  60. R. Logan

    R. LoganПре 8 дана

    Got mine for my “migraines,” doesn’t do shit for my aids though

  61. Baba Chloe

    Baba ChloeПре 8 дана

    Remember in the TV series Mom(Anna Far is) where that white dude got stoned and burned the living room sit?

  62. ashish bats

    ashish batsПре 8 дана

    Fish hook in my lip.

  63. shmackatrotsky

    shmackatrotskyПре 8 дана

    Heey guys! It's me, Baadger! Wanna watch some Next Generation with me?

  64. Miguel A Perez Guitar

    Miguel A Perez GuitarПре 8 дана

    Is that Zeke Schrute? Dwight's cousin?

  65. Slimbo Slice

    Slimbo SliceПре 8 дана

    Im still crying off of "its a fish hook in my lips" 😂😂😂


    SQUARETHRONE883Пре 8 дана

    Last time I checked, that’s a complete success

  67. Huntsie

    HuntsieПре 8 дана

    as soon as i saw badger i knew this was great

  68. Ana

    AnaПре 8 дана


  69. Phenom951

    Phenom951Пре 9 дана

    Anxiety worked for me. Mostly cause its True 🥺

  70. Antony Chiha

    Antony ChihaПре 9 дана

    Liam Neeson: "I've got AIDS" Stephen Merchant: "AIDS, cancer and famine are not really subjects for comedy" Key and Peele: "Hold my beer"

  71. shecutie

    shecutieПре 9 дана

    key fr just BEGGING him to get marijuana 😭😭

  72. Shon Gaming

    Shon GamingПре 9 дана

    So uh, where is this doctor? Asking for a friend

  73. dude cx

    dude cxПре 9 дана

    I actually need to ask for this, just felt awkward cause I don't wanna come off as if I just want it for getting high. XD maybe it's just me, I was never good at making choices or conversing properly xD

  74. It’s Bigger Picture

    It’s Bigger PictureПре 10 дана

    The white guy looks like the stoner from jimmy kinnell

  75. Augistine Aquinas

    Augistine AquinasПре 10 дана

    back when

  76. Big Dave

    Big DaveПре 10 дана

    right off the bat he said AIDS damn son 🤣

  77. Bella Ali

    Bella AliПре 10 дана

    Key is so cute at the end with the slap😂

  78. Varno Slimm

    Varno SlimmПре 11 дана

    Just here for the Badger comments

  79. Benji Reid

    Benji ReidПре 11 дана

    I was getting worried he wasn't going to get his weed.

  80. Sleepy Ardyt

    Sleepy ArdytПре 11 дана

    Here i am thinking America health care is top of the world LOL

  81. Marc Audryn Dungo

    Marc Audryn DungoПре 11 дана


  82. Kenzo Galang

    Kenzo GalangПре 11 дана


  83. mr. B

    mr. BПре 12 дана

    Just slaps him

  84. Naman Chauhan

    Naman ChauhanПре 12 дана


  85. Notourious S.A.D

    Notourious S.A.DПре 12 дана

    technically he not failed he got the prescription after all .

  86. GoldenKoi

    GoldenKoiПре 12 дана

    I like how they got badgers actor

  87. San Miguel

    San MiguelПре 12 дана


  88. Kashif Syed

    Kashif SyedПре 13 дана

    The slap was crisp af

  89. Kristen Minuti

    Kristen MinutiПре 13 дана


  90. Mpoetsi Sovereign Gina Mohale

    Mpoetsi Sovereign Gina MohaleПре 13 дана

    The slap sent me😂💀

  91. Anubhab Sinha

    Anubhab SinhaПре 13 дана

    Ah so here's one of the best hitmen west of the Mississippi.

  92. Daniel Soto

    Daniel SotoПре 13 дана


  93. Nik ir

    Nik irПре 13 дана


  94. Stephanie Taylor

    Stephanie TaylorПре 14 дана

    Unsubscribing and getting off of RSclub altogether hope to see you on rumble, a true free speech media platform!!

  95. Just Try

    Just TryПре 14 дана

    Lmao he slapped him 😭😭😭

  96. Craig Bixel

    Craig BixelПре 14 дана

    Matt Jones!

  97. Tristynn Ramos

    Tristynn RamosПре 14 дана

    Who knew that Key and Peele lived in the Breaking Bad universe

  98. Melanie George

    Melanie GeorgeПре 14 дана

    The kindly melody endoscopically dry because watch classically signal via a rambunctious arithmetic. brave, fluffy dragonfly

  99. Daniel Murillo

    Daniel MurilloПре 14 дана


  100. Kevin Miller

    Kevin MillerПре 14 дана

    Medical marijuana was the greatest hustle of all time.

  101. Class!ck

    Class!ckПре 15 дана

    Is that what schizophrenia is?!?😳😳 I have that ish bad. I do that ish all the time out of the blue. I looked it up on Google just now, and that ish is what I be going through bruh. My girl experienced it plenty of times before, but she doesn't see it as anything bad. I named them and everything. Frank, and Carlisle. Omg🤦🏾‍♂️😳, I've be a schizo ever since middle school. So many past memories are now flooding due to this this newly discovered conclusion. Self diagnosed through Key and Peele at that.

  102. Rosaura Figueroa Mendoza

    Rosaura Figueroa MendozaПре 15 дана

    Fish hook in my lips!! 😭😭😭😂

  103. Jin sama

    Jin samaПре 15 дана

    *taking notes*

  104. Ketsueki Kumori

    Ketsueki KumoriПре 15 дана

    When a stoner is too stoned to get stoned.